Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Few Things We Hate About You ... Part II

Alright, it seems as though we have created some controversy with our last post. As a result, we've decided to post Part II with the help of some boys. Have a read girls, it's actually pretty funny - think about how many of these things you actually do and then ask yourself why? 

Things Girls Do That Piss Off Guys:
- Think they're fat when they're not
- Think they're sexy when they're not
- When they ask us to talk about our feelings
- When they tell us nothing's wrong when CLEARLY they're upset about 'something'
- When we finally get our way but they act like a bitch about it with answers like "Fine, do you whatever you want, I don't care" - you obviously do.
- When they think their girlfriends don't count when we say "don't tell anyone"
- When girls go to the bathroom in groups - Why is it that girls ALWAYS go together. Can you not go alone? Unless there's some fucked up creature lurking in the stalls that you need other people to protect you from, we don't understand why you can't go by yourself.
- When girls ask us what we're thinking and we say "nothing" but you insist that we can't be thinking of nothing, if we're quiet we MUST be thinking about something. - Actually I wasn't thinking of anything, but now all I'm thinking about is how annoying you're being when you keep asking me.
- When girls dress like skanks but then get offended if we look or make a comment about it - If its out there for show, you're giving us a free pass.
- When you complain that you don't want to be treated "like a girl" but then get mad when I only pay for my half of dinner - Stop saying you're so independent but then expect us to pay for everything.
- Gold Diggers 
- When you talk like a baby and say things like "sowwie" or get upset because we aren't all mushy and romantic all the time - First of all speak normally and second we get that girls like a bit of romance but don't expect it all the time, this isn't any Shakespeare shit.

Once again, something to think about.

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